Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Fan Group Love--ellagee Blueberry Ella-ment

I'm really excited for the next, oh, three weeks of posts. I have some fantastic polishes to show you all, starting with this beauty!

Laura at ellagee created another exclusive polish for her fan group on Facebook, Gee, I Love Ellagee! The members of the group got to vote on the color, finish, and name and this is what we chose, Blueberry Ella-ment!


It's a gorgeous cobalt blue linear holo! Formula is so smooth and it is perfect in 2 coats! I wouldn't expect anything less from ellagee!
Here's another pic that shows some of the holo:

For some reason my camera was having a hard time capturing the holo-awesomeness of Blueberry Ella-ment but trust me when I say it's definitely there in person. I love this color so much that I planned my outfit to my cousin's wedding around it :-) What can I say? I love blue and I love ellagee polish!!

Super fruity,
The Unprofessional Polisher


Friday, July 25, 2014

Birefringence--ILNP

Hellooooo!
Today I have a polish that has caught my eye numerous times, and why I never bought it I don't know. Lucky for me a certain friend of mine was very, very generous to me on my birthday and sent it to me, along with 11 other polishes! Altogether I ended up with 26 polishes for my birthday! It was like a dream come true!!

Here is I Love Nail Polish's Birefringence! It is listed as a multichrome polish and in the bottle you can see red, blue, green, yellow, and purple. On my nails though I really only saw two colors, teal and purple. Still, it is an absolutely GORGEOUS polish and it was my first pick to wear out of 12 :-)

Formula was great and I used two coats. Clean up on cuticles is a little tricky but if you're careful (and I was not) you don't have to worry about that so much. It wore really well for me, going about 3 full days before I broke my index nail and it chipped :-(



All in all, I love this polish and will definitely be wearing it again...and again...and again!!
One happy birthday girl!!!
The Unprofessional Polisher


Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Wet N Wild Haze of Love

I've been on the prowl for the perfect burgundy/brandywine colored polish, and I picked this one up somewhere I was shopping (isn't it sad I don't remember where?!) thinking this was it...

Nope.

Formula on this one is okay, a little on the thin side, and it seemed like no matter how I wrapped my tips they showed through...which is weird because this is a darker colored polish. Also, the color looks like red tinged chocolate brown on my skin tone, which is not what I was going for. And it stained my skin where I have some rough patches from the eczema flare up, because no matter how many times I went over it with remover it would not come off!



Better luck to me next time!!

The Unprofessional Polisher

Friday, July 18, 2014

Orly Macabre Masquerade plus a bonus!!

Good Friday to you all!! I have a polish today I scored during Sally's red tag sale a couple of weekends ago. I picked it up and fell instantly in love with it!

This is Orly Macabre Masquerade, a cobalt blue polish with tiny silver and red glitters. The formula was great on this polish and it's a two coater. If you aren't careful at the tips of your nails though, the glitters will snag and it will chip more easily than a regular cream or shimmer polish. Also clean up for me was kind of a grouch with those tiny glitters! But, so worth it!




The bonus on this post, which I thought was appropriate since this is a blue polish...
MY GREAT NEPHEW JONAH IS HERE!!! Finally!! It seems like I've been waiting forever for his arrival, and he's here! He arrived July 10, 2014 at 3:45 pm. He was 7 pounds, 7 ounces and 21 inches long.

And what a precious face!!! I am so in love with him already!


Happy weekend!!
Proud great-auntie,
The Unprofessional Polisher


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Don't Be A Flake!!

A while ago my sister-in-law and I went to the city to do some grocery shopping and happened to stop at Sally's while they were having a 50% off red tag sale. Can I just say that's the absolute wrong thing to do when you're a nail polish junkie?!?! I ended up getting two China Glaze polishes and one Orly polish for less than $5. YAY!!

Here is one of the China Glaze polishes--a glitter topper called Don't Be A Flake! This one has matte sky blue and black hexes with holographic pink hexes. I did one coat over ellagee Forgetful Lucy. I love that in one coat you get plenty of glitter but can still see your base color!

Also, I apologize for the horrible cuticles and fingers~~allergy season is upon me and I have what the doctor called "dyshidrotic eczema". I always thought it was psoriasis, but no, it is a form of eczema and it is putting my hands through the ringer!! No amount of lotion or cuticle oil is helping! So, my fingers are flaking, and need to listen to my polish "Don't Be A Flake", hahaha!!



Flaky as always,
The Unprofessional Polisher

Monday, July 14, 2014

First Llarowe order part 2, A England

Cheerio! Today I have the second half of my first Llarowe order, A England's Tristam Eyes Princess Sabra. This is my very first A England polish and I must say it is bloody fantastic!

I was looking through Llarowe and this polish caught my eye again and again. In the pictures on Llarowe's website, Tristam Eyes Princess Sabra is a golden linear holo. It is beautiful. Their exact description is, "Gorgeous deep golden taupe holographic nail polish".

Imagine my surprise when I unwrapped Princess Sabra and found she is not, in fact, deep golden taupe, but olive green khaki. Still holographic, still gorgeous, but olive green...not gold. Her holo is also not as pronounced in my pics or in person as the pictures on Llarowe's website. But again, she's beautiful and unique to my collection so I wasn't totally disappointed. I also wore her for 3 days :-)



All in all, my first experience ordering from Llarowe was so-so. I will definitely Google pictures of any polishes I want to purchase from there before buying, as the pics for both the polishes I bought were misleading. I did get unique polishes to add to my collection, but they weren't exactly what I was looking for, and had I known that I wouldn't have purchased these particular ones.

Olive polish,
The Unprofessional Polisher


Friday, July 11, 2014

First Llarowe order Part 1, Dance Legend

Howdy everybody! Today I have one of two polishes I bought in my very first order from Llarowe. I don't know what rock I've been hiding under, but apparently it was a large one since I've been buying lots of polish for about a year now and haven't ever purchased from them!

I've been looking for a delicate pink holographic polish, and this one from Dance Legend caught my eye. It's called Shining Rainbow No. 55. I can't tell you any more than that about the name because the label is in Russian. HA!

This polish is gorgeous, but not exactly what I was looking for. I wanted a linear holo, this one is a scattered holo. Still beautiful, and I wore it for three days, but not exactly what I wanted. The formula was really smooth and it went on great in two coats, but the smell....YOWSERS! The smell is awful! I'm not sure if this is typical of Dance Legend polishes but if it is, I am rethinking my Llarowe wishlist.  I'll still use this polish because it's beautiful and unique to my collection, but the smell is definitely a deterrent.

I also tried to get several different shots of this polish, but my nails and camera weren't in sync that day, haha! But she's still gorgeous!


Pretty in pink,
The Unprofessional Polisher

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Sweetheart tips with Zoya!

Since I spent so much money on the Naturel collection from Zoya way back when it came out, I decided to use a couple of them for some nail art that turned out surprisingly pretty and very work appropriate.

In my last Square Hue box, I got a polish called Wailea from the Maui collection. The best way I can describe this color is Barbie skin tan. That's what color it reminds me of! I used it for the base. Then, using sweetheart nail decals, I painted the tips of my pinky, ring, and index fingers with Zoya Odette and my thumb and middle finger with Zoya Rue. I wore this mani for three days, and it stayed beautifully!


Stay cool,
The Unprofessional Polisher


Monday, July 7, 2014

Fast mani makeover :-)

Oh you all...baseball season is making my life crazy! We've been playing two and three nights a week so we can makeup games we missed at the beginning of the season due to Mother Nature's crying jags. I haven't had much time to do my nails, and I've been refreshing two and three day old manis so I don't have to spend much time on them.

This mani started with ellagee The Only Water In The Forest. I describe this color as a dirty mint green. It has shimmer to it too, and I'm on a green kick lately, so I decided I was going to use it even though I've already featured it on the blog :-)

After a couple of days, it was looking pretty scruffy, so I got the idea to use it as the base for a watercolor mani--

For this I used ellagee Forgetful Lucy, a Cover Girl lavender, and Zoya Edie. I just polished on some blobs and used a brush dipped in acetone to mix and smooth them. Then, I topped it with ellagee Rainbow Syrup, because, well, you should Rainbow Syrup all the things!! It took me roughly 20 minutes to do and my mani was refreshed and ready to go for another 2 days :-)




Rainbow Syrup all the things!
The Unprofessional Polisher



Friday, July 4, 2014

You Polish Godric...plus a little extra from Penchantelle

Happy Independence Day to all Americans!

I have a polish collaboration today that I debated on posting here. Not because it isn't awesome, because it SO is, but because it is limited edition and has already sold out. But then I thought, heck, why not share it because it's awesome?!

My son is a Harry Potter FREAK. Every year at school he reads all 7 books. He loves Harry Potter, and makes many quirky references to it in every day conversation :-)...
My friend Heather over at I Feel Polished loves Harry Potter too. I first saw this collaboration on her blog and when my son saw me looking at it, he demanded that I buy it!

This is Godric, a polish made by You Polish, and a Gryffindor bracelet made by Penchantelle. I had never tried either of these companies before so that (more than the son's demands) is the reason I bought this collaboration box!

Godric is a reddish/gold holo...and when I say holo, it is HOLO!!! Even without direct sunlight it beams rainbows! Application was amazing in two coats, although I could have used 3 for the pics. This is my first You Polish and I have to say I am VERY IMPRESSED!! I can't wait to try out more!


The bracelet is made with red and gold beads to reference the Gryffindor House colors. And the little charm is the Golden Snitch! The bracelet is VERY comfy to wear and as soon as I can I will be purchasing more of Penchantelle's work!


The box also came with lightning bolt decals from You Polish and some butter beer lip scrub which my sons promptly ATE. It is edible, but I would have liked to use it on MY lips!!

You can see more of what You Polish has to offer at www.youpolish.com
You can see more of what Penchantelle has to offer at www.penchantelle.com

Have a happy and safe 4th!
The Unprofessional Polisher


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Low to mid priced polish comparison

Back last year (or maybe earlier this year...I'm not sure) my friend and fellow blogger Heather over at I Feel Polished did a blog post on how to paint your nails. She says that any polish can last a long time provided the application is done well.

Because I'm naturally a curious person and because I had two red polishes in my untrieds bin, I decided to put her theory to the test. The two red polishes I had in my untrieds bin were both low priced polishes available at Walmart. To make the test fair I picked two mid priced polishes from my stash to test with them. I wanted to see if the low priced polishes would last as long as the mid priced polishes and how their formulas compared. I polished these on a Saturday morning before my household chores when I knew my nails would be getting a workout, and I left them on 24 hours.


The four polishes I used for this test were (from pinky to index finger on my right hand) OPI Wocka Wocka, Zoya Nidhi, NYC Madison Avenue, and Pure Ice Siren. A little about the polishes themselves:
OPI Wocka Wocka--formula was smooth, clean up was a little difficult (it liked to stick in the cuticles really well), did not stain
Zoya Nidhi--formula was thin (I used two coats and could have used three), clean up was difficult because of the shimmer (it left glitter everywhere), did not stain
NYC Madison Avenue--formula was thin (I used two coats and could have used three), clean up was easy, did not stain
Pure Ice Siren--formula was great, two coats was awesome, clean up was easy, did not stain
I polished them on all exactly the same. I used ellagee Grip for my basecoat, I wrapped all coats of polish around my tips, and I used ellagee Glass as my topcoat.


To be really fair, I painted the 4 polishes I used from index to pinky on my left hand, knowing that most people typically use their index and middle fingers more than their ring and pinky fingers.

The results of the test after 24 hours:



After 24 hours every nail had tip wear except the pinky on my left hand which was polished with Pure Ice Siren. None chipped, and I could have worn it for another day or two easy. I was absolutely shocked that out of the four my favorite was Pure Ice Siren, which I had been putting off trying because I'm a polish snob and didn't think a cheap polish from Walmart would be worth a crap. And I have proven Heather's theory correct...It's not how much the polish is, it's how you apply it that's key and I made a point to myself that some more expensive polishes aren't as good as some cheaper polishes. It all depends on the formula!

Yours in scarlet,
The Unprofessional Polisher